I remember thinking to myself a few years back: 'It's all right - he'll no go.  he said he'll stay with us as long as he's wanted, and will probably get a big job down south'  Oh how wrong I was.

And I wasn't the only one.  McLeish pooped on us from a great height, and he knows it.  That is why I am writing today, after he went SIXTEEN points behind sellick.  Just to say to him: 'GET IT RIGHT UP YE, YA PLUM!!!!!'

Whatever he says, he left us for Rangers to satisfy his own ego.  It certainly wasn't for his own ambition.  If he was ambitious, he would have taken a move to the English Premiership - where he could have made a difference.  What difference can he make with Rangers up here?  NONE.  They'll never be successful in Europe again, and they swap the league with Celtic nearly every season - jeez, put me in charge of that mob and I'll not finish worse that second.  Like it or not, it's a two team league - you must be proud Eck - guiding your numpties to second in a two team league this year.  BRA-VO.  You're that far behind Celtic you actually need snookers!  And the Littlest Hobo's are catching you too - THIRD in a two team league!  Imagine that!

I don't care what anyone says, you made a mistake scuttling to Ibronx.  If you left ER for England, you would have left a hero.  A living legend, leading a team that thumped Hearts 6-2, and made us a force.  You could have went to the EPL and tried to do the same, ableit on a bigger scale, with one of the clubs down there - you would have been given the money.  Instead, nearly everyone up here hates you.  A lot of Celtic fans are laughing at you, and your own fans want you out. 

Look at the players average EPL teams sign.  Jay Jay Okocha.  Gaizka Mendieta.  Nicolas Anelka.  No true superstar will sign for you as it's a step down for them.  Instead you sign the Old age Mutant Orange Turtles.  And the whole footballing world is laughing.

You and you team have ego's far greater than your abilities, and you are failing.  At least we know what we are at Hibs.  You and the Rangers fans actually think you're a big European club - well, you're not, you're a shrinking giant in a small pond.

I'm so glad to see pictures in the papers of you and that smug git Watson suffering - it's what you deserve for the way you treated Hibs to line your pockets.

I better go and see what I'm going to wear at the CIS Cup final, so I have to go.  Sweet dreams Eck!