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Written by Hibbie Hippie
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Thursday, 30 September 2004 |
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 Last seasons lulus revisited by Hibbie
Hippie.
"They’ve got to get that first goal first to have any chance of scoring" – S.
Clark, Killie v Cream Buns, 8/2.
"It’s 50-50 possession so far" – S. Clark, Hibs v Scumbos 15/2… at that exact
moment the screen was displaying 60:40 possession in the Murrayfield mob’s
favour.
"He’s both-footed", - G. Smith on Riordan, during same game.
"They’re thirty league games unbeaten – in the league", - R. MacLean, Huns v
‘Tic, 28/4.
* A special commemorative issue of "Pundits Talking Pish" from Euro 2004 is
currently being compiled by Hibbie Hippie, solely from the nauseating xenophobic
ramblings of Motty and Tyldsley. This 26-volume set runs to approximately 50,000
pages and guarantees at least one mention of 1966 on every page. Weighing 8 ˝
tons, these beautifully bound books can be utilised in a number of ways,
preferably by being dropped from the roof of a very high building onto the heads
of the insufferable pair of moronic twats Skinner and Baddiel.
Look out for further exciting titles:
"Clarky conveys crap!"
"Smithy slavers sh*te!"
"MacLean mumbles moronically!"
"Ron rants racistly!" |
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