Stonewall penalty 

Any penalty claim made by an Old Firm team (and thus automatically given) by any Scottish referee
 
Stonewall penalty

claim Any penalty claim made by an Old Firm team but outrageously not given by a cheating foreign referee
 
Stick-on penalty

Any contact between Mark de Virus and the ground made at any time in the course of a game within 5 metres of the box (note: an opposing player does not require to be in the vicinity for such a penalty to be awarded)
 
Penalty

Any other penalty awarded to any other team by any Scottish referee, other than when playing the Old Firm

Soft penalty

Any stonewall penalty awarded to any team playing the Old Firm by any referee anywhere
 
Dubious penalty

Any solid penalty awarded to any team playing the Old Firm by any referee anywhere
 
Clearly not a penalty

Any penalty claim made by any team playing the Old Firm anywhere but waved away

Never a penalty

Any penalty awarded to or claimed by Hibs against any team other than the Hearts (as viewed by Sandy Clark)
 
Outrageous decision/claim

Any penalty awarded to or claimed by Hibs against the Hearts (as viewed by Sandy Clark)