You didn’t ask for it – but you’re getting it anyway…!

Southbound With Stu

Good day friends and fellow Hibernian fans. What a nice week it has just been to be a Hibby – not thoughts that used to come readily to mind every Sunday morning it has to be said! Last week’s bold effort by Tony Mowbray’s men of dismissing Dundee being equalled yesterday at Livingston. Our young lads showed again that they should fear nobody within Scotland’s fair shores.

For those that like to partake in a little gloat, (and who can blame them), viewing the absolute carnage and mess that our less than good-looking rivals from Gorgie are in has had wonderful opportunities too over the past week. We can only stare in wonderment at the Jambo’s resolute refusal to peruse into the future, if there is one… And they call us Hibbies deluded?

Check the link for Heart’s new mobilising plans:
http://www.uglypeople.com/ugly_men.php

Heart of Midlothian’s new
Cheerleading pack

Of course the Nottingham Branch of St. Mary Star of the Sea was listening in to the happening at Livingston yesterday in between bouts of pretence at helping out with the housework. It made for good listening too – not something you can often accuse BBC Radio Scotland of, especially when the Deek’s GWG (‘Game Winning Goal’ for the uninitiated) went flying into The Lion’s onion bag courtesy of a ‘special’.

More heartening news of a further deal being struck by GOC and contract extension talks with Messrs. Mowbray and Venus add seasoning to the mix.
Yes, a vintage week and make no mistake.

Leith Walk – the Heartland pictured in the 1900’s

Over to you JB…

Wow! I feel good! I knew that I would; now
I feel good! I knew that I would, now
So good! So good! I got Hibs!
Wow! I feel nice! Like sugar and spice
I feel nice! Like sugar and spice
So nice! So nice! I got Hibs!

 
James Brown – not ‘on the good foot’ on this occasion.

More Football

Yesterday I listened in to ‘Sportsound’ after the game with that media darling, Jim Traynor. Now I don’t have the benefit? of the Scottish sporting media in my home too often and rarely do I know or understand too much of the banter surrounding some of the fabled figures of Scottish football – a blessing perhaps you would say? But yesterday, I allowed my eardrums to be assaulted by this  man whilst listening to his phone in program on Radio Scotland.

Airdrieonions – this Hibby and Roman Catholic (lapsed) says NO!

Can anyone of you offer me a simple explanation as to why anyone would want to phone this person in order for him to exercise his quite considerable ego? Rarely have I heard such an ignorant, offensive presenter on radio or television anywhere I have travelled. That Old-Firmy types continue to offer him meat and drink for his ‘program’ by phoning in to contribute is entirely down to their eternal sadness, and not a little paranoia judging by one Celtic worthy last evening –who came from Motherwell of course.
I read that Jim Traynor is actually what might be termed a ‘Celebrity Fan’…of Airdrie. That somehow seems so fitting…

Away from the football

In the past few months I have embarked upon two courses run through the school where I work. The first entitled ‘Mind Reading’ and the second covering the subject of sign language for the deaf. I need to say here and now, please don’t concern yourself about the former…as an undergraduate in Psychology of absolutely no repute I know EXACTLY what you are thinking most of the time anyway!
You might be relieved to know though that the course merely involves the assessment of Autistic kids – their abilities and awareness/understanding etc. The signing course looks extremely useful, however. I understand that only this year has British Sign Language (BSL) finally been allowed the status of classification as a national language of these islands – something that Gaelic never did achieve as yet sadly, or so I understand.
Of course I wanted to start off with the most needed expressions such as:
 ‘*** off you ugly Jambo twat’
‘Chris Robinson – I want your babies’
and
‘I’ll have a large one mate’ (actually I already know that one)
In the meantime I’ve had to do with such mundanities as colours, numbers, letters etc. All you need to know for know though below though…
1. Take your hand and place it palm down on your lower arm just above the wrist.
2. Sweep your hand up towards and slightly away from your wrist.
This means ‘GREEN’ (Next week – ‘white’)

Studying with the boys
Enough of my ramblings for this time. Have a happy and healthy week my friends.
Hibernian FC – The Green Jerseys
Keep the Faith
Stu.